Another in a long line
Its now 4.46 IST here in Mumbai. I've been sitting up all night, watching an asinine movie that features both Adam Sandler and Rob Schnider. I couldn't have destroyed my brain cells any more efficiently if I had actually tried. But then again, I knew exactly what I was getting into. And ths is the crux of what.........................
Ok. Lets be frank. Trying to write a witty, funny and intelligent blog is beyond my mental capacity. So I'll cut the crap and lay it down real easy like.
I am lazy. And lazy does not a good blogger make. Its just that I ran out of ideas on what to do, and thought, hey! I dont have a blog. Lets get me one of those. Miracle of technology and millenia of evolution later, bam! I have my own blog. Meh, tough for people who let people like me get their hands on technology.
This blog is going to be utter banality personified, and since I fancy myself a bard, I guess there will be banal poetry as well. Hmm, a two pronged literary attack. Theres no escaping this one. You could just go on to the next blog, but my writing has this disturbing quality, like a homeless guy dying or a person in pain. You know you should be helping, you you can only look. Oddly disquietning. That applies for my analogies too.
I guess its toodle-do time now boys and girls. An just by the remotest chance, if you have actually come across this entry and read till here, I have a piece of advice. Run away without making any sudden movements.
Ok. Lets be frank. Trying to write a witty, funny and intelligent blog is beyond my mental capacity. So I'll cut the crap and lay it down real easy like.
I am lazy. And lazy does not a good blogger make. Its just that I ran out of ideas on what to do, and thought, hey! I dont have a blog. Lets get me one of those. Miracle of technology and millenia of evolution later, bam! I have my own blog. Meh, tough for people who let people like me get their hands on technology.
This blog is going to be utter banality personified, and since I fancy myself a bard, I guess there will be banal poetry as well. Hmm, a two pronged literary attack. Theres no escaping this one. You could just go on to the next blog, but my writing has this disturbing quality, like a homeless guy dying or a person in pain. You know you should be helping, you you can only look. Oddly disquietning. That applies for my analogies too.
I guess its toodle-do time now boys and girls. An just by the remotest chance, if you have actually come across this entry and read till here, I have a piece of advice. Run away without making any sudden movements.
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